So, I have on pants today...

Which for me, is a huge thing. Actually it's the outfit that I was planning on Sunday Night which spurred the entire thought of doing this blog.

I hate wearing pants. Plain and Simple. I've always hated pants, even when I was skinnier. It's not about being overweight, but that doesn't help the hatred of pants. I always feel like an extra in the Lollipop Guild. I'm already short, and not very proportionate. Dresses and skirts help to create the illusion of a longer body to me, and pants just make it harder to feel good about myself, and make the most of my plump body :)

Dresses are fun and feminine and easy just to throw on. Pants, you have to pick the shoes, the shirt, the jacket. In addition to picking the outfit out...I have to be able to find all the pieces in the wake of Tornado Ashley in my bedroom! Will the outfit look like it did in my head or will it be a total disaster? No one knows?! That's too much for my non-morning person brain to take in at 6:30 am!

I'll probably have nightmares tonight about pants attacking me or boycotting me because I blogged about hating them...

That's all for now. Off to make an invitation for Christmas in October, an event which will surely not help the fat no more campaign!